On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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