it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Apparently you make a good broom.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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