the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
