It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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