please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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