then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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