I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
