Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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