Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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