She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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