WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
well most of my day revolves around power hour
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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