He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm just crazy horny about you
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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