That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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