I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
