Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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