Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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