Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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