He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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