morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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