Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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