It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
a search helicopter?!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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