It's like God shit irony all over that family
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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