You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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