so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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