Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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