I need help removing her.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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