did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she pinky promised me she was 18
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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