it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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