Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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