dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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