I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize