Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
