I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
