id be glad to
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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