Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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