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Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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