kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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