I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Even my vagina gasped.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
soo... how was my night?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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