Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm always down for nudity.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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