The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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