out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
