I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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