I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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