She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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