Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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