Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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