The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
