I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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