I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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