If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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