like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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