i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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