Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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