I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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