Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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