grandma shit on top of the toilet
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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