You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
what if I'm pregnant?
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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