Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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