Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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