i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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